French Toast
This stuff really is Toast 2.0.

David Bowie’s Hair in Labyrinth
If you have seen it then it will forever be burned into your mind’s eye, if you haven’t then prepare yourself to be amazed, stupefied, and left wondering how many laws of physics have to be broken to make hair look that way.

Guava Jelly
It is like other jelly’s younger and much hipper sibling.

The Kids In The Hall
Canadian sketch comedy has always been our favorite type; it makes more sense then the British verity and is much more daring then the United States kind, and these guys are the best the Great White North has to offer.

No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain
If you like to watch a cynical smart ass cook travel to all sorts of locations and eat a lot of exotic and not so exotic foods, not to mention drink a whole bunch, all delivered with a side of equal parts attitude and sincerity as well as peppered with a bunch of pop culture references, like we do then this is the travel show for you.

Being Roughly 65% Through a Good Book
At this point you usually are far enough along in the book to have the lay of the land but still have a good chunk of the journey a head of you to look forward to.

Speedos
We say it is about time the US gets over its out of date puritanical attitudes and embrace what the rest of the world has known for a long time now.

Feral
This is one of our favorite adjectives out there. Try throwing it into your daily conversations and just see how much cooler people think you are.

Waking Up at 5:30 am For No Reason
You will get more done before 6:00 am then you usually do.

Crystal Geyser Mineral Water
We are still not sure what essence of natural berry, orange, lime, or lemon is but we are sure glad they know how to get it and put it in water.

Being Completely Mislead By a Movie’s Marketing Campaign
We know that for the most part this is a bad thing but on the rare occasions that you go in expecting one thing and then instead end up seeing a film that totally blows you away, then that is when being mislead by advertising is a very good thing.

Milhouse Van Houten
Really people is it not high time that we all give it up to The House?